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Old 10-22-2008, 08:39 PM
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An old man is just back from Thailand with his new Thai bride.
Lying in bed,his new bride is playing with his manhood slowly stroking it up and down. The old man says
'You must love that, you haven't left it alone since we got back.'
The bride sighed wistfully and replied 'Not really .... I just really miss mine.'


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An old man is just back from Thailand with his new Thai bride.
Lying in bed,his new bride is playing with his manhood slowly stroking it up and down. The old man says
'You must love that, you haven't left it alone since we got back.'
The bride sighed wistfully and replied 'Not really .... I just really miss mine.'


ohh man...(pun not intended)
why a Thai joke ????????:
he got the TS LOVE
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lol...visual was not nice
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Just replace the word "Thailand" and "Thai" with another race it still hella funny .

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lol...visual was not nice
Quite a vivid imagination you have, don't you? LOL
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